The Nimbus

When I first saw the prototype, I was amazed at the girth of what Eric would one day dub, Nimbus: the name science gave to thick black stormclouds. The first thing I wanted to know was what it felt like. Eric asked the manufacturer to send him a sample. They told him that it was the softest, most realistic, high-end oversized dildo available. When we saw a picture of it, the first thing that popped into our minds was the fat glans would have to be as soft as the real thing to have a chance feeling good and penetrating most vaginas.

The Nimbus is made of the same phthalate and PVC-free "Elastomer" material as Mr. Smoothie. Knowing how realistic Mr. Smoothie's glans is, we felt that jolt of excitement when you're on the right track. It arrived and after feeling the Nimbus, we were very impressed.

A short time later, Eric made a date to test drive the Nimbus with Kate, a woman in her late twenties, who has what both she and Eric agreed is a average-sized pussy.

To read about Eric and Kate's session, a great example of Nimbus-play, click Eric's Nimbus Erotica. See below for tips on how to get the most out of your Nimbus, or to order.

Enjoy a round with your favorite clitoral stimulation and a regular-sized toy for penetration. Starting cold with the Nimbus can be too challenging, so have an orgasm with Mr. Smoothie or my Vaginal Barbell first.

While laying on your back, place a pillow or two under your bottom and let your knees come back toward your chest. Make the bendable shaft as straight as you can and use a constant pressure against your vaginal opening, increasing gradually until you can feel the glans begin to move inside. Be patient and try adding simultaneous clitoral stimulation. Enjoy the clit stim and the pressure against your pussy.

If the Nimbus rotates on its movement gears at the base, bend the shaft slightly so that it has a slight upward curve. Next, turn on the spiral action control about half-way and repeat. With your constant pressure, the Nimbus will spin its way into your vagina. The sensation is remarkable. Then you can turn off the spiraling or regulate it as you prefer.

Once the Nimbus is inside, hold still for a bit to let your vagina relax and conform. Next, begin short movements that keep the glans from popping out. Your vagina will gradually conform to the new shape, making longer strokes possible.

The Nimbus measures 7 inches long. The glans at its widest point is 2.25 inches. The shaft is 1 7/8 inches, thickening to 2" near the base. This sophisticated sex toy is a brave new world of girth-pleasure for average-sized vaginas, and a goddess-send for any woman with a large vagina or after having had multiple vaginal births.

The spongy head and shaft makes initial insertion very forgiving and its smoothness makes internal movement a dream, just like his little brother, Mr. Smoothie . All he needs, as you can see from his pics, is a little sweet Almond Oil for a gorgeous gleam and inside-glide. Our water and silicone-based lube, Liquid Silk, works wonders as well. Wash the shaft with soap and water, towel dry, and use a thin coating of corn starch to restore softness. Be careful not to get water inside the control-handle. It is -not- waterproof.

It can be adjusted into a straight shaft or curved. The dimmer-type switch can be turned on low or high for a spiraling movement made more dramatic by creating a sharper bend in the shaft. Operates on three AA batteries. Made of the same phthalate-free and PVC-free "Elastomer" material as our also-recommended Mr. Smoothie.