Drawing by Betty Dodson

Dear Betty, My husband is 37 y/o and tends to masturbate on occasion. The problem is that he uses my panties to get himself off and then returns them to the drawer where I keep them without washing them; I have noticed that he has done this with tube socks as well. My husband does about 95% of the laundry in our house, and I wonder why he doesn't wash these articles too? I find this totally disturbing! The other day I found the tubes socks in his drawer and I folded them up nice and neat and put them back!!!! Please Help! Vikki

Dear Vikki, Whip that man into shape! It seems that some men do these things without thinking until they are shocked with some action that brings them out of their stupor back to consciousness. When he tries to slip his foot into a tube sock stuck together with dried jism, that's a beginning. I have several other ideas. Set a mousetrap and put it in your panty drawer. Or place a note with BIG letters that says "BUY ME NEW PANTIES AND PLEASE WASH THE ONES YOU USE." My former husband had the bad habit of leaving his shoes in a high-traffic area and after I tripped over them once too often, I put them in the freezer which solved the problem. Good luck, Betty