Dear Jenny, I'm particularly fond of my dangling inner lips but then I rarely wear thongs or underwear. That nasty little piece of string up my butt cheeks feels creepy. I simply use panty liners when I want to avoid the unsightly outline under slacks and it doesn't show with jeans. I never experienced any difficulty with partnersex because I always use additional lubrication so my petals are kept moist. I suggest you moisturize your darlings every morning just like you do your face and hands. The other option is to have them surgically removed. Although this is nothing I'd ever consider doing, one of my girlfriends did it, and she is thrilled with the results. On the other hand, a woman recently sent an email saying her labiaplasty was a huge mistake. Click here to read her email and my answer. Meanwhile, take pride as you sing, "Do your lips hang low, do they dangle as you go, can you tie them in a knot or tie them in a bow?" Of course the above ditty refers to a man's balls which was the original symbol of masculinity before it became penis size. Since the female genitals are the template for the male sex organ, our inner lips become their testicles. So consider yourself "well hung." Believe me there are plenty of men and women who love the look of long inner lips. Personally, it's my favorite vulva style. Betty